by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008
Get the tomanus mug.Paul Tosney. A beast at Call of Duty and FIFA, but has a tendency to rage. Beware if you meet 'ii am paul x' on Xbox Live, if you have the stupidity to use a grenade launcher, cutbacks or such noobish tactics, you will feel his wrath. You have been warned.
*Paul Tosney, aka, ii am paul x, enters game*
*recieves grenade launcher to face*
'THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH IS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERS ABORTION FAILED. AND STOP GETTING RAPED BY YOUR DAD.' etc...
*recieves grenade launcher to face*
'THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH IS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERS ABORTION FAILED. AND STOP GETTING RAPED BY YOUR DAD.' etc...
by TehJizzleInit July 26, 2011
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one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
Get the Tomski on acid mug.Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place.
"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
by David Andrew Jensen March 13, 2009
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1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking.
1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking.
Person 1: "That picture is a great shot, but who is TomStuing in the background?"
person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
by Kellenee August 11, 2010
Get the Tomstuing mug.The act of making up bullshit, then trying to make everyone believe it, and then getting caught, by some coon.
Blake: "Dawg, i was bangen this hot chick last night right.."
Mikey: "Dawg, quit tommn' me..we all know it was Derek..."
Blake: "Alright you caught me. At least he was loosey goosey on my poosey."
Mikey: "Dawg, quit tommn' me..we all know it was Derek..."
Blake: "Alright you caught me. At least he was loosey goosey on my poosey."
by Cummy McCumlvr January 30, 2008
Get the Tommn' mug.A city in Siberia, eastern Russia. About 400 years old. Next to Novosibirsk.
Amazing place, with lots of things to see.
Amazing place, with lots of things to see.
by secretlife March 3, 2009
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