toologenic

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

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Tomoko

A Tomoko is a gorgeous, sweet and intellectual girl that always strives to do her best. She is smart and funny and is usually happy, but she worries sometimes. She is a perfectionist, but that's part of her. She dreams and imagines and loves and is really sweet. She comforts you when you're sad or worried. She'll stand by you, no matter what.

"Who is that?!"
"Oh, that looks like a Tomoko"

by Sophia125 September 11, 2013

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Tomoyo

Tomoyo is a 10 year old girl from CardCaptor Sakura. Her hobbies include taping Sakura, making costumes for Sakura, and all around obsessing over Sakura. It's kinda freaky, but I love her anyways.

"If Sakura-chan were a roast beef sub with lettuce and tomatoes, I would never eat it, only film it every day, and pour money into researching how to keep it fresh and unspoiled forever. And even if it did rot and spoil and crawl with maggots and mutate into a new dangerous life form, I would still love my Sakura-chan roast beef sub."
~Tomoyo on her love for Sakura-chan (from Senseless inc.)

Commonly used words by Tomoyo:

Sakura-chaaan, Sakura-chan, Saaakura, and KAWAII!!!

by Tomoyo the second and a half March 12, 2005

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Tooloo

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

by Dilldy September 14, 2018

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DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

by elvi888 September 22, 2018

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