tomato shankie

“someone who gets a 29/100 on a math quiz 😘”
— shank

“*face turns bright red* GUYS I GOT A 29 OUTTA 100 ON A MATH QUIZ THAT IS OUT OF 30 WHAT DO I DO MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME!! I AM LITERALLY TOMATO SHANKIE RIGHT NOW”

tomato shankie by bonjovi_isaking29 March 3, 2022

tennessee tomato sauce 

When a girl queefs straight period blood in your face as a prehistoric defense mechanism.

"get back or I'll use my trap card!" "No! You don't mean?!" "That's right, the Tennessee tomato sauce!"

tennessee tomato sauce by PappaQTip June 11, 2019

Tomato Slicer 

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

Tomato Slicer by Phil Green July 14, 2006

Tomato Soup Syndrome 

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.

Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”

Tomato Soup Syndrome by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018

Tomato sex 

When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.

"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"

Tomato sex by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020

toasted tomato sandwich 

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

toasted tomato sandwich by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007

Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.

Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.

Tomato Smoothie by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009