telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

trolling is a art

"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.

jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

by caucasian absconded with my bi November 21, 2013

Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 3, 2010

pole trolling

To go cruising for dudes.

"Let's go trolling for pole. Ya know pole trolling."

by Kayatess July 21, 2012

not even trolling

sinatraa's valorant accent

up-vote this, not even trolling

by therealzombs May 5, 2022

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017