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Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.
There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.
by Rozerevan February 15, 2017
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Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
by lolicakes April 9, 2011
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Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.
Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...
by Coldmud December 3, 2004
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Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.
Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?
by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010
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toilethead

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away
hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off
by anony mouse July 4, 2004
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Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
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toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"
by chubnubby March 18, 2014
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