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toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012
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toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.
My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
by Doortje* January 10, 2011
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toddler

the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert
that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...

10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
by meuoof February 8, 2019
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Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight
Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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toddler

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"
by megagogy February 17, 2008
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Toddlertwt

Derogatory term on Twitter that describes people who enjoy harmless interests such as children’s cartoons, certain Roblox games, and anything associated with young people.
User A: Bluey is such a good show!

User B: Toddlertwt wildin
by tomatotown April 10, 2023
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Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.
My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...
by YAWA June 16, 2018
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