Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

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by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

Later Today and Tomorrow

Sometime in the next week or two

WOTC will announce an announcement of a future announcement later today and tomorrow

by PercZ May 21, 2020

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander October 20, 2008

Todayist

A Todayist is a follower of the religion/political ideology Todayism founded in 2002. Todayist follow the quintessential saying “live everyday as it is your last", while embracing a realist approach, by seeing that shit happens in the world, so might as well enjoy the moment. Todayist embrace and or open to hear and appreciate different thoughts and opinions of others, however do not condemn others to unknown fates such as hell or heaven. For the religious side of things, Todayist are individuals who are sceptical of whether or not there is a god, but do not believe that the direction, practices and scriptures of the church in any religion will result in salvation in the after life. Although there is no god for Todayist in the way that there is an established belief system like other religions, a life lived with no regrets will result in gains and or losses in the after life if there is one or a better or worst form if we are reincarnated. Therefore, a Todayist is a person who acknowledges that shit happens and we can only live for today but hope for a tomorrow, but if there isn't one than we have lived a life without regrets and can engage in what may face us in the end.

John is a Todayist because he supports {Todayism} and its ideas.

by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009

Toadery

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

by Dark Humility November 9, 2009