up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

haters to the left

A command indicating that negative people should go away, or if you don't like something then GTFO.

First spoken by Kenneth on the TV show 30 Rock in March 2007, popularized on celebrity gossip websites such as ONTD. Derived from lyrics in Beyonce's 2006 song Irreplaceable: "to the left, to the left / everything you own in a box to the left."

"Don't let no one in who's not on the list because this mess is gonna get raw, like sushi. So, haters to the left."

"Beyonce is a goddess, haters to the left!"

by LriG November 26, 2009

Bob Marley To The Left

Bob Marley To The Left is the rule used when smoking ganja, if you call this rule the blunt, joint, bong, pipe etc. rotation will go to the left after the first person takes their hit

kid on the right: Hey i put $10 on it, i get second hit
kid on the left: Bob Marley To The Left bro my hit

by Kevin Nivek July 1, 2011

Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

play you to the left

-when you get with someone and they quit talking to you afterwards

Raquel- "I got with this guy a couple days ago but he hasn't talked to me since."
Shanda= Girl you just gon let him play you to the left like that?"

by bubblicious69 January 14, 2009

Hanging slightly to the left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.

So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.

by Zackahree. September 21, 2006

played to the left

to be tricked, bamboozled, or lied to

Man, she was kissing me from my lips to my belly button and just stopped. She said she was gonna go all the way down, but she didn't. I had my hopes up and got played to the left.

by CedarGroveTrashMan December 13, 2008