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To me you are you 

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.
Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

Do you want me to walk you back? 

When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.

Sorry about that Captain.
Guy> Hey (Girl’s name).

Girl> Hey (Friendzoned guys name), Do you want me to walk you back?

The fuck you say to me you little shit 

A term used when some is being disrespectful and most commonly known by the famous fortnite player ninja using it
Little Kid: OMGGGGGGGG U SUCK AT THIS GAME
Ninja: The fuck you say to me you little shit

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT 

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.
kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

the fuck you say to me you little shit 

You shouldn't need me to tell you that 

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.
Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)