Friend 1: I just broke up with my gf
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
by In_need_of_autonumber February 01, 2019
slang for Renfaire or Renaissance Faire. It is a word usually used by cast, vendors, or regular visitors of a Renaissance Faire.
by Artemis201 January 04, 2012
by notanyoneyouknow January 26, 2013
A phrase that precedes a series of statements that, taken as a whole, are completely incorrect. This phase is commonly bandied about on a certain prestigious law school forum, populated by only a handful of people who happen each to have more than a dozen aliases, giving them the false impression that they're actually socializing.
Law School Poster: OMG top 1% at HYS. chances at WLRK?
To Be Fair: To be fair,
You shouldn't have gone to law school in the first place.
To Be Fair: To be fair,
You shouldn't have gone to law school in the first place.
by xoxoposter August 24, 2009
Annoying Kid: That's not fair! Why don't I get candy?
Realist Kid: You know it's cuz that person knows you're annoying. That's very fair.
Realist Kid: You know it's cuz that person knows you're annoying. That's very fair.
by they call me crazy March 09, 2012
I often laugh when someone declares a thing to be fair. Fairness is a funny illusion. It’s one of our most useful illusions, but it’s an illusion nonetheless.
My mother gave me a fucking scooter while she gave my little sister a new Cobalt. No fairness in that.
by theshadowofdeath December 08, 2011
by Crazy man1235678987654321 May 23, 2009