I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

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to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

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Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !

Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

by PhilSlim October 11, 2008

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Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

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