dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

Dick to Face Fight

Aggressive Fellatio

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...

by Asvetic February 27, 2008

find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

Nic'd to the dick

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.

kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins

by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out

by Infopplneed October 30, 2019