Tichonet

Why do the teachers in tichonet act like gangsters towards the students half my classmates drink alcohol regularly and both my math teachers were trying to convince me to drop to 4 figures math even though that's the opposite of what their job should be.

by TheYeeterKing May 29, 2021

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Tikhon Khrennikov

Tikhon Nikolaevich Suck-A-Dick Khrennikov, Soviet (terrible excuse for a) composer and musician. General Secretary of the Composers' Union from 1948 to 1991, and in those 43 years he spent his time and power generally being an asshole unless he had something to gain. When he wasn't making out with his Iosif Stalin body pillow, Khrennikov was known for writing artistically conservative works in the Socialist Realism style, most notably his film scores, and for making Shostakovich's life even more of a hell than it already was. It's not likely you'll meet someone who says their favourite composer is Tikhon Khrennikov, but if you do, run far, far away.

"I would gladly learn necromancy to bring Tikhon Khrennikov back from the dead so I can bitch-slap him all the way back to whatever boiling pit he came from."

by tchaikennugget August 24, 2021

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Tishan

Has yellow fever. Typically a male name given to non-white men. Tishan is a very loveable and funny guy, his jokes will keep you laughing for days. They tend to get in trouble at school because they are an easy target to spot. Tishan's are not small, but that just means there is more of them to love. You will often see Tishan's driving around the city in flashy cars. Nickname is Tish, do not call them Shaun.

"Here comes Tishan (Tish) in his benz with his Asian girlfriend in the front seat."

by FDSlovesU February 4, 2010

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tihon

Tihon is a funny guy who loves his pig hat and is really fucking fabulous, he hates swears and usually says "language". He is known as an "absolute darn bloody cake eating fopdoodle monkey tyrannosaurus-pleb" in his friend group, everyone loves him and he can be the heart and soul of the group. He is also one of the wierdest.

Josh: Fuck
Jacob: Language
Josh: Don't be a Tihon

by PsychoJadone July 13, 2017

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trishon

Trishon a very large outspoken girl who makes you laugh even when u are sad

A person who cares about you the best friend type or girlfriend type A girl that is now afraid to show her beauty a very beautiful and cute lil munchkin they might be short but they know how to handle themselves

She is so a trishon

by Officially_Akid November 1, 2017

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Tishoumaren

Actually not urban at all Tishoumaren is an African kind of bluesrock. Created and played in rural Sahara it is likely to be appreciated by fanatical indies, rock critics and Robert Plant. Being the music behind one of the most obscure teen-age rebellions in the world it is perfect for exploitation by hipsters who couldn't care less about the genocide taking place against the musicians.

A popular "pilgrimage" for those who really want to shun western corporativism is to visit the annual "Le Festival au Désert". It is great musical event where they for a while can relax with likeminded westerners in the shade of sand dunes.

- Ibrahim! Long time no see! Me and the boys are riding the camels to a tishoumaren concert, wanna tag along?
- Sorry but I can't. Mine died of dehydration one hour ago and I have to fence of the folks trying to drink it's blood.
- Too bad... By the way, I heard that you and your tishoumaren band hit big with a European label!
- Yeah... Kind of...
- So why don't you move away?
- Well, I was going to. Then I found out they called our record etno... I'll shoot the first pretentious "tishoumaren tourist" I see! HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY CAMEL!

by A tishoumaren fan April 23, 2006

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