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Tinky Winky 

A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
Tinky Winky by karter_619 March 27, 2009

bye bye tinky winky 

It's the ending of the 90's children's show Teletubbies

Referring to the ending of a day with someone you spend the whole day with
A: Wow what a day, I think you should do this again sometime ..
B:yeah we should

A:alright then see you later

B: Bye bye tinky winky
A:bye bye
bye bye tinky winky by Bssmaa September 13, 2017

Tinky Winkie 

a super small penis, what i have, makes an acorn penis look absolutely hung, my girlfriend makes me wear panties because of it and i'm totally whipped
your Tinky Winkie is soooooo small, acorn penises look like a horse, I think we should go panties shopping and get a mancure
Tinky Winkie by mattina October 20, 2008

Tinky winky 

Noun
Slang for tiny dick to be used as a insult
The has a tinky winky
Tinky winky by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky-Winky La La 

Tinky-Winky La La derived from the Teli-Tubi language. This translates into English as (in a high pitched voice) “I am humping a large whale suckas”
I Tinky-Winky La La-ed last night bros.
Tinky-Winky La La by Claire March 10, 2005

Tinky winky 

Noun
A Small ass dick, used as an insult
This mans gotta tinky winky
Tinky winky by AfterWater October 27, 2018