timpearced

A term used when someone disses your rep in front of your homies

Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.

by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

tompuss

a bloody legend who will make your day so much better. Sure, he can sometimes be doing a drug or two, and sure he is asleep for 25 hours of the day. But, yes he is gay and a yes he is sexy. If you ever see a Tompuss be sure to have sex with him.

Tompuss was a bloody legend this evening.

by Milky314_x October 8, 2020

tempura chick

/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice

Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”

Kevin: Hey Miyu-san! What's up?
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!

next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!

next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.

by Daggom February 13, 2015

Timur

The sexiest carpet loving stud. Once you go Timur you can’t go back. He will take your girls virginity and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. He does the best strip teases your eyes aren’t ready to see it.

“Dude, you got a plug for the loud?”
“No, but that stud Timur does”

by JustineLottygal June 25, 2019

Timur

Timur is the best, sweetest,coolest and craziest person on the world. He always laugh and makes you happy with his kind of sweetness. Always take care of him, if you lose him you lose a very important person. If you a friend or girlfriend of Timur ur such a happy person. He likes to dance and skate.

Cute = Timur

by -dancer123- January 3, 2017

Timbuktu

(noun) A city in the West African nation of Mali, known for its extreme inaccessibility. Now it is used to mean any extremely distant and inaccessible location.

We used to have each other over for dinner on a regular basis, but then she moved out to Timbuktu, and we haven't done it since.

by Moshe Jacobson November 9, 2004