Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Timpani

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

by 6DADADA May 31, 2009

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

Timping

Timping

(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.

(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.

- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.

The campers are timping in their cabins

by DjExtreme21 July 6, 2009

Timpani

Slang for furry

Look at that timpani over there

by Lil Cringe May 31, 2018

timpy

someone (male or female) who is covered in hair from there big toe, all the way upto their head, they usualy have beard which had the consistancy of pubic hair.

bwarr, theres a timpy over there

you're looking rather timpy.

by fartmaster2000 June 15, 2007