TomFuckery

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.

I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.

by voidheart69 March 17, 2020

titfuck till cum

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket

*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum

by re jw July 4, 2022

TIFU

An acronym originating from Reddit, TIFU stands for Today I Fucked Up.

TIFU by accidentally bleaching my asshole.

by master_of_gays October 3, 2018

titfuck

Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.

Jenny's titties were so big I couldn't wait to titfuck her.

by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002

timefucker

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..

hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)

by timefucker August 7, 2009

tomfuckery

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.

"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"

by johnny peach May 24, 2021

timfmbiisamshaabsooo

For all those desperate times in your life when you steal your girlfriend's phone and and don't know how to apologize so you end up belting out the words: "this is my fault, my bad, if I said a million sorrys, how about a billion sorrys? Ooo"

EJ just had to timfmbiisamshaabsooo when he came into possesion of Nini's phone and deleting Ricky's voicemail.

by NominalPerson January 25, 2022