timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010

timeshite

The art of documenting what your boss wanted you to do for the week, rather than what you actually did

Bob submitted to his boss his weekly timeshite.

by Tim G NZ August 2, 2006

trueshare

The mechanism for sharing files in an online secure environment.

I keep all my files in an online file storage. We can access it with my trueshare.

by mitchamazed July 29, 2009

Time share bitch

another way to say someone is a cheater

guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...

by homosexualspook October 1, 2023

Timescape

An agreement between two people to the betterment of each. This is not lightly taken, and your word makes or breaks a timescape.
A bond with a dear friend that defined your whole life; and continues after they are long gone.

We dreamed up a timescape, locked in what we were supposed to do. Made promises and kept each other's backs
Now that Jimmy is now gone, I feel obligated to finish the dream. That's what he would have wanted..

by REBel Siren April 9, 2021

Time share

Defining a MMF threesome where the two males don’t engage in any sexual contact with each other

Then it’s not a threesome, that’s more a time share than anything

by Just for you Lauren November 25, 2019

Timeshame

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised quantum temporal condition.

Bitsy tried to Timeshame Cliggy for getting up gor work early.

by Godsays December 7, 2021