In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.
Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
by The CLE Steamer May 09, 2009
The act of rolling a sploofer( joint with tobacco ) then putting it into a bowl pice and surrounding it with more weed to keep it standing up. The you light the joint and rip it from the bong and wait til it gets to the weed then it will spark a fresh bowl at the bottom.
zach: "hey trynna burn"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"
by janetteoakleyV11 February 24, 2010
The act of searching someone's Facebook photos for a really old picture from years ago. Specifically for a funny or embarrassing picture and then liking it so that it magically appears back on the news feed for all of that person's friends to see. Invented by Mike Keegan and Charlie Blakeman.
John: "Man I thought that picture of me with the hooker from 5 years ago was long lost until those idiots Mike and Charlie TIME BOMBED me and now its all over Facebook again!"
by chuckb223 June 29, 2013
Obscure drinking game which originated in New York City's East Village. The players must take a piece of cotton candy (preferably Charms' "Fluffy Stuff") and dip it in whiskey and put it in their mouths before the candy dissolves. The goal is not to grimace once your body recognizes that what you just put in your mouth is disgusting.
The chant goes as follows:
-"Time bomb... time bomb..." as the player descends the candy towards the whisky
-"tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic..." when the candy is dipped in the whisky and until...
-"BOOM!" when the player eventually makes a face because of the horrendous taste in his/her mouth.
If the player does not grimace after fully swallowing the candy, he/she is named reigning queen/king. Be careful, however, of 'repressing your booms' as this will lead to greater future booms.
'Super Time Bomb' is played without the help of hands. If the player drops the candy in the whiskey, he/she must "suffer the repercussions" and drink the whiskey.
The chant goes as follows:
-"Time bomb... time bomb..." as the player descends the candy towards the whisky
-"tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic..." when the candy is dipped in the whisky and until...
-"BOOM!" when the player eventually makes a face because of the horrendous taste in his/her mouth.
If the player does not grimace after fully swallowing the candy, he/she is named reigning queen/king. Be careful, however, of 'repressing your booms' as this will lead to greater future booms.
'Super Time Bomb' is played without the help of hands. If the player drops the candy in the whiskey, he/she must "suffer the repercussions" and drink the whiskey.
"Time Bomb is like communion, only instead of eating the body of Christ or drinking his blood, you're eating his knuckle hair"
by TimeBombExpert May 01, 2010
An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2020
by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2012
Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.
C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?
Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.
C-Dawg: That sucks!
Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.
Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.
C-Dawg: That sucks!
Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.
by ABiggs November 09, 2006