Tighty Whitey Man

A Man I Found On a Website With Alot Of Pictures of him in tighty whiteys by Old Navy ....... so i named him tighty whitey man

Ayyyyyy There goes tighty whitey man

by Akira Johnson July 1, 2009

Tighty Whitey

The nickname for any scrawny whiteboy that is put into prison. They probably are anxious, jumpy and look like Golemn from Lord of the Rings.

Big John: Tighty whitey over there had better be ready. I don't get the name big John for nothing.

Vinnie: Tighty Whitey dropped the soap in the shower this morning.

by Avdog8989 April 13, 2010

tightey-whiteys

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

by lauren August 31, 2003

tightey-whiteys

The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.

I friggin' hate tightey-whiteys. Damn you Fruit of The Loom!!! Damn you!!!

by plasticman June 9, 2004

Tighty whitey freak out

When you beat somebody up and pull their pants down and shit in their pants and pull them back up

Man Jeff totally did a tighty whitey freak out on Joe last night at the party

by Dr. Macockner June 14, 2020

tighty-whitey

Simple: a white chick whose tight. Not lose.

Alex: god, i just can't fit in this chick.
Ben: is she a virgin?
Alex: yeahh.
Ben: is she a white?
Alex: yeah?
Ben: TIGHTY-WHITEY!

by freefalling. February 1, 2009

tightey-whiteys

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.

"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse

by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007