A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
Get the Horny Toddler mug.A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012
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My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
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Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
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Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
by Doortje* January 10, 2011
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that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
by meuoof February 8, 2019
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Get the Substance Toddler mug.A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts
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