thwappy

A WET FLATUATING SOUND

GREG LET OUT A THWAPPY FART TODAY

by thwappy May 3, 2016

Thwaits

British badasses. Don't fuck around with them because they are really tough and will kick your ass if you go near them. Fashion pinacles of the U.K.

Simon Cowell would be a good member of the Thwaits family. We think he should change his name.

by supertwit June 9, 2010

Thwackburger Junior

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.

The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.

by Loopy November 22, 2004

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

thadstatus

A tag one adds at the end of a sentence and/or paragraph when describing an action that is of significantly high status. Originated by Thaddeus Peuterschmidt aka the fastest growing Youtube gaming channel of all time, the thadstatus phrase spread through Youtube and Twitter and went viral within hours of Thaddeus saying it.

Just had a threesome with some Victoria's Secret models in the back of my Rolls Royce #thadstatus

by lolitsthad August 23, 2011

Thaddaeus

The most amazing person you will ever have the luck in meeting. A THADDAEUS IS A RAINBOW UNICORN OF AWESOMENESS.
Thaddaeus is so goddamn gorgeous that everyone in a 20 mile zone will be pining after them. They particularly have the most amazing eyes known to human kind, as well as the best bums ever. They are irresistible and sexy and will make you want to just kiss them all over whenever you're near to a Thaddaeus.
Being near a Thaddaeus will make you feel like the best human being ever. A Thaddaeus has the power to lighten up your whole world just by being there for you.

If a Thaddaeus has a girlfriend, she will be the luckiest girlfriend on the face of the Earth and she will know it- he will be her Saviour and Hero and make her feel happy when sometimes she finds it hard to be.
More importantly, a Thaddaeus is a person who can and will change the world if they believe in themselves. They don't understand the amazing effect they have on everyone who knows them, and yet still goes about being the most amazing person ever.

Thaddaeus is an awesome person

by Hi I am nice February 4, 2020

Thaddeus

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.

-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.

by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011