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Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.
"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"
by Sacktavious June 7, 2007
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Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)
Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.
by Cobainified December 13, 2014
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turkey tax

Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
by Champions win November 28, 2013
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turkey throat

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
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Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
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Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013
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Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken
"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"
by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014
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