Thunderquake

When a thunderstorm is so severe, the rumbling seems like that of an earthquake. Portmanteau of thunder and quake.

Within a couple of seconds, the mild thunderstorm cascaded into a formidable thunderquake.

by fapfap69 September 8, 2015

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Thunderfuck

To initiate a sexual intercourse when both of you are tired only to realize half an hour later that this totally fruitless excercise was a bad idea and none of you just won't come.

Jan and I were so into it, but as we were so exhausted after skiing, it ended up as a thunderfuck.

by Betka&Jan May 17, 2018

Thunderfucked

A drinking game to be played with a group of people and alot of beer. You sit in a circle and begin playing the song "Thunderstruck" and designate an order to go in. Everytime they say "thunder" the next person begins drinking, and drinks until the next time they say it, then the guy next to him drinks...Whoever gets hungup on a guitar solo gets truely thunderfucked.

Yo we got so hammered last night playing thunderfucked.

by MikeKink June 19, 2008

Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"

Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'

by Yoda August 11, 2004

Alaska Thunderfuck

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again

-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021

thunderpump

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

by CB Smith October 27, 2004