throne room

Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'

Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"

by Goatlips August 19, 2008

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008

throne pal

A graphic novel, collection of short-stories, shiterature, or DS that one takes into the deuce cage for the purpose of providing entertainment while in a seated position.

Pom: Hey man, I have to damage your toilet. Can I borrow your Game Boy?

D-Bag: Naw. But any of my Shel Silverstein books make great throne pals.

by Thudder October 20, 2007

throne sniffer

one who is excessively servile in a self-degrading way to anyone perceived to have power

He is so ambitious, he's become the boss's throne sniffer.

by onefungi July 19, 2010

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008

Throne Legs

After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.

Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.

by MJT2112 February 25, 2009