teresha

The sexiest woman on the planet :3 Or thought so. A person who is always the opposite of what she/he says they are. For ex. I'm ugly and dumb. Reality - Beautiful and a Straight A student. (Congrats For Making Other People Jealous) - Basic Definition

"Have you seen that girl Teresha"
"Her? Dang she's hot"
"SHES HOT? ARE YOU KIDDING SHES LOOKS LIKE DONKEY KONG AND SHES SO ANNOYING"
"She's hot your just jealous because she already has a boyfriend"
"SHES SO NEGATIVE"

by Soilderboy49 June 3, 2016

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 15, 2015

The Ellen Threshold

The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.

by lukebn December 3, 2010

Iris Threshold

the amount of times you are able to listen to the song "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls, without beginning to cry.

Try as he may, Jon could feel a lump in his throat as the song came to a close. His Iris Threshold was one.

by bronomyous December 5, 2011

Treshaun

Big penis boi who will stuff ur vaj and break ur walls

Treshaun penis is big

by Bubu boi April 8, 2019

Age refraction threshhold

the 2 year anomaly in the space time continuum in which asain females go from lookin really young to suddenly lookin 800 years old.

Ming is a victim of the age refraction threshhold.
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old

by Jonny Morrison December 22, 2004

The Practicality Threshold

Some things are just too practical to work. The practicality threshold is defined as the line beyond which things become too practical for use.

"Hey, why are we taking a hot air balloon to the moon instead of a rocket?"

"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"

by Zephaire January 1, 2009