by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012
Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".
"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."
Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."
John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."
John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
by PopeMichael March 30, 2010
When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.
Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.
by Antone the Mantone September 18, 2013
When a girl/boy gets penetrated in three places at one time, whether by a penis or another foreign object.
Louis was recived a three hole puncher when three by three guys when they put their penises inside him. One in his mouth, one in his anus, and one in his ear. This happens to him alot.
by WiTBsh? October 30, 2007
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow October 10, 2008
When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
by Phillyguy3 May 27, 2011