if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019