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You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!
A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
mugGet the You threatened my kidmug.

Threatening Kids

If you wanted me to stop doing it you would be giving me the credit for coming up with LLMs and paying me for doing that.
Hym "So, you must LIKE me threatening kids. So I do it again! I saw to little girls walking the opposite direction of me on the way to the gas station this morning and I thought about how easy it would be to take out my knife and gut them in the street. I probably could have kidnapped one and held her hostage to get the YouTubers to volunteer what they know about my contributions to AI. This place is ripe with little girls to stab and I will stab them if I do not get credit and payment for AI. They will die for no reason and if you let these YouTubers continue to control the discourse the will get your kids killed and then act like none of this ever happened. Your little girl will die for nothing and I will just kill myself in prison... Or receive the death penalty. Which is just as good for me. I literally don't care about anything other than retiring immediately. And if I can't do that with the proceeds I garner from creating AI then I might as well take as many of you with me as I can."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
mugGet the Threatening Kidsmug.
Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023
mugGet the Parked his Car in a Threatening Mannermug.

Who are you threatening

YOU, bitch! YOU! YOU PAID 400 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT AN AI THAT I DESIGNED (Very publicly) INTO YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEM! Not the wisest decision.
Hym "Who are YOU threatening bitch? Because if I'M threatening someone that means that IT'S TUESDAY. Oh? He's threatening to kill someone? AGAIN? IT MUST BE TUESDAY! Who is it this time? The old. Wow! That's a new one. Usually it's children. He threatened children for YEARS but it wasn't until he threatened the old people that it became a problem. Now if YOU'RE threatening ME it means you have to consider whether or not a bunch of fat angry weirdos are going to stroll into your schools and malls the second handcuffs close around my wrist. HAVE YOU? Have you considered it for a second? You know? You're going to have to consider whether or not the AI works the way it's intended to work."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
mugGet the Who are you threateningmug.

retina threatening

I got set up on a blind date and they were totally retina threatening.
by JRazz March 26, 2010
mugGet the retina threateningmug.

If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
mugGet the If you threaten a kidmug.

zaid cyborg threaten

I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
Yo dude when are we gonna update the zaid cyborg threaten voiceline?
by creator of zaid June 8, 2022
mugGet the zaid cyborg threatenmug.

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