When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
Get the Thor's Hammermug. The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
by Esp65p September 5, 2019
Get the Thors hammermug. While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009
Get the Thor's Hammermug. This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018
Get the Thor's Hammermug. When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005
Get the Thor's Hammermug. The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.
I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.
by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008
Get the thor's hammermug. Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
Get the Thor's Hammermug.