Thoony

A short male that believes he is tall.

A Thoony is usually very artistic. A Thoony is also somewhat nice, but very much selfish at times.

A Thoony also has great hair, like seriously, just amazing hair. We need a curl routine please.

Oh my God, you're like such a thoony

by the big shit September 23, 2019

ThornyYT

Thorny is a tiktoker that eats

Guy: That man ThornyYT be eating

by TheMana December 11, 2021

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Thorny Rosebud

Thorny Rosebud

An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.

I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!

I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.

My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.

Thorny rosebud

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

thonky

a cross between thick and chonky to discribe something large, chubby or dense.

“dude, i had to eat my milkshake with a spoon because it was so thonky!”

by 1indseyy November 21, 2020

Thorny

A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.

Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"

by Magnum357 May 6, 2008

Thorny

When thorn is horny.

"oh man im so fucking thorny right now"

by cloakerson October 20, 2019