Tompkins Heads

The worst treeshes to ever graze the face of the earth. They wear fairy clothes (poorly), have massive orgies in the Tompkins bathrooms, and pretend that they are cool for peeing on cars at Carroll.

Oh my god I have to pee on the street!
Don’t be one of the Tompkins Heads lacy. Use a fucking bathroom.

by dontstainriteaide February 21, 2021

Tomkinson

Usually found in the deep dark closet of a small child's bedroom. Usually lurks around the child's bed in the early hours of the morning.

Mother has been a Tomkinson for days now.

by hahalolage11 February 8, 2010

tompkins

an old, demented, bitch of a sub-school principal, who makes it her goal in life to make the hammouds as miserable as she possibly can. she uses a wide variety of tools at her disposal such as suspension, detention, and filing police reports, amogst others. she is generally in a sour mood, which contributes greatly to her cunt like personality.

boy: 'someone beat me up'
tompkins: 'it must've been omar, send him to my office'

tompkins: 'i smell weed. is ramy in school today?'

tompkins: '3 hammouds down, and i got 4 more comin my way. just knowing theres more hammouds to screw over makes me happy.'

by elme3lem September 16, 2008

Paul Tompkins

An ignorant conservative cunt

That kid has no idea was he is talking about and likes to seduce younger women. He's such a Paul Tompkins.

by Charles319312 October 22, 2013

Sam Tompkins

A cutie who is so underrated it's unbelievable. He makes your ears have a little orgasm every time he sings. His smile will make your day.

Sam Tompkins is a beautiful human being.

by Chlxe137 February 19, 2017

Tompkins

- Tompkins surname is early medieval English. It is a patronymic form of Thomas, from the nickname Tom, and the added diminutive suffix "- kin", meaning near relative, plus the suffix "-s", itself a short form of "son".

- Tompkins is now a common rugby term, meaning to use of great power.

- The son of Tom.
- You showed great Tompkins out on the field today.

by Kindnessmatters June 11, 2018

Thompkin

The act of recieving anal sex from a very large dildo that was found at a public water access boat landing. The act is performed on the man by his woman partner. Usually the dildo itself has come from an unknown origin and considerably unsanitary.

Dude I cant believe Adam let her give him a Thompkin!!! I hope he doesn't get herpes!!!

by JoeCapone666 June 9, 2018