Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009

Thomas Dale High School

A high school located in Chester, Virginia. Most commonly referred to as Dale or TD. Home of the Knights. Dale has many award winning sports teams including football, softball, soccer, wrestling, golf, baseball, basketball, and vollyball. The biggest sports rival is L.C. Bird High School, which is also located in Chester and home of the Skyhawks. They have been considered one of the biggest rivals in America as Dale and Bird are part of the American Rivalry Series. Thomas Dale is part of the Specialty Center program and is the proud Specialty Center of the Arts including music, dance, art, and computer art which are also all award winning. The population is above 2,000 students, and has recently added a new building in 2010 just for a Freshman Campus which took over the previously existing Chester Middle School. Although there are many good things about TD, Thomas Dale is also known as Thomas Jail because of the barracading gates in the commons area that keeps students from roaming the halls during lunch. Also, because of the lack of trust the staff have with teenagers.

-"Did you hear about Thomas Dale High School winning the State Championship in football for 2009?"

by C/O 2010 May 5, 2011

Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point

Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021

Thomas Donohoe

Optimum mousepad wearer, takes part in iPhone charging competitions. Currently the Number 1 Women's Squash player in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Astoundingly, he boasts a mighty 2 GCSE's with extreme pride and prejudice. Was a freed Exoduster in 1945, best buddy o'pals with Crooks from Of Mice and Men. His favourite hobby is teddy bear making and he has a actimel addiction. Likes to frequently collect rag and bone crates from the Whispering Sands Of The Wailing Winds on a brigantine with Noah Evans. Favourite food is extensive amounts of soggy rich tea biscuits and overall a Slimey Fella.

That chad over there, wearing hoodrich and drinking actimel, looks like Thomas Donohoe, my favourite Women's Squash Proffesional doesn't he.

by Anita bee j May 19, 2022

Boycott Thomas Day

On January 20 we tell Thomas fuck you for the ceiling and wall pictures. Don’t reply to him or only send him a wall picture saying “Fuck you thomas”

Buddybears: Oh thomas snapped me!
Gerchychawowwows: It’s Boycott Thomas Day!
Buddybears: Ahh that’s right! Fuck you thomas!

by Chasers the great January 14, 2021

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.

Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020

Shut Up Thomas Day 2

september 20th is shut up thomas day 2! where everyone in the world named thomas has to shut up!

thomas: hey!
me: shut up
thomas: what?
me: it’s september 24th, shut up thomas day 2!
thomas: oh yeah...
me: SHUT UP

by adorable6d September 12, 2020