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Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.
Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.
by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011
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cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!
by BibleHumper March 31, 2015
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Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.
Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010
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Jaggy thistle

A Jaggy Thistle is a plant that flowers purple on top and is famous for growing in Scotland, as well as a lot of countries all over the world

It's also commonly known as what a true Scotsman has under his kilt
Lassie A: A wunner whit Davie's got oan under his Kilt?
Lassie B: If you ask him he might show you his jaggy thistle
Davie: Haw Darlin', you'll be wantin' tae have a swatchy at ma Scots Bunnet?
by Big Scots Davie February 14, 2017
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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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sweet thistle pie

A Female's Desert Buffet Between the Legs
As a young boy I'd enjoy Sweet Thistle Pie more often.
by Heywood Jabloemi December 20, 2010
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partick thistle

by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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