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thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 2, 2022
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Partick Thistle

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.
Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither
by relentless1066 November 13, 2011
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sweet thistle pie

A Female's Desert Buffet Between the Legs
As a young boy I'd enjoy Sweet Thistle Pie more often.
by Heywood Jabloemi December 20, 2010
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Twat Thistle

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome
Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?
by Brother Twat Thistle January 19, 2011
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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle
by grumpyboy December 27, 2005
mugGet the face like a fox licking shit off a thistlemug.

Thistle

Usually associated with a team or group of people. Mostly, made up of hooligans and chavs. They tend to be very shit at sports, mainly football.
That game was awful. The team played like Thistles.”
by PureFacts123 February 13, 2020
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