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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008
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Twinkle

A girl of outstanding talent who also happens to be irresistible. She is one of a kind with ever changing hair colour. Given the chance, she will make all your dreams come true.
Did you see that girl?!

Yeah, that was Twinkle.

She's incredible...
by mononoke May 18, 2010
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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thinglet

A super thin singlet that sits between the nipples to show more chest. Is commonly worn by bodybuilders and homosexuals.
"That dude's thinglet is so thin that he could also use it as dental floss".
by MadDogMadison March 27, 2016
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tinkle-dink

A euphemism for crotch, in terms of the female anatomy (aka vagina). As heard in S08E04 of Bob’s Burgers.
Catherine: “They’ve been bullying Kendra—and this one gal, Laurie, she...”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”
by WaftingWisdom February 20, 2018
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Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.
Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.
by Philclowns February 13, 2008
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Tinkle Gadget

The urinary organ in both females and males.
Man at a urinal to man next to him: Ah! Stop looking at my tinkle gadget!
by SteveSnuffles October 25, 2010
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