You're Screwed Theme 

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

You're Screwed Theme by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Put these foolish ambitions to rest. 

A phrase used by Margit, The Fell Omen to gloat every time he kicked my maidenless ass.

Me: *dies*

Margit, The Fell Omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

Put these foolish ambitions to rest. by Exterminator (not really) January 1, 2023

They're, There, Their 

three words no one seems to get which one to use, and some examples (that probably violate the 1st amendment) on how to use them.

they're=they are . their= possession there= location

They're, There, Their: Examples

They're: ex #1. THEY'RE lighting that church on fire, is that even okay? ex #2. THEY'RE really hot, literally, THEY'RE burning in the fire from the church.

Their: ex #3. They used THEIR torch to light the church on fire. they learned how to make is from a five minuet crafts video, on THEIR computer.

There: ex #4 Hey, look over THERE, the church is on fire.

They're, There, Their by n0on3 May 3, 2021

there, their, they're 

Three variations of a phonetically identical utterance that idiots the world over (including directors of my company) can't seem to understand. For these persons, the three variations are fully interchangeable regardless of they're grammatical correctness, which their never likely to grasp in a million years.

Let's go over their and see what there doing with they're pals.

there, their, they're by Originalism April 7, 2005

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing by GlazeHer April 26, 2014