Theodor 

Could seem like a innocent guy but is really just a tall, muscular, big dicked, gentleman. Theodor's are the type of guy to make you pancakes in the morning, then pick you up and bless you with the best morning sex you have ever had!

I am tired of all these Chad 's I need a Theodor!

Theodor by yhea December 31, 2018

Theodor 

The most awesome guy in the classroom, no question. Hot, Smart, Great Bod, Kind, and most importantly, a huge cock. He makes the big bucks, and he's a real player. However, he's also very respectful of women and all living beings.

Girl, my date last night was so romantic and respectful!

Damn, he must be named Theodor because only Theodors' are this loveable and perfect!

Theodor by JegErTheo May 10, 2019

Theodor 

Obviously a banker with banker-sweat oozing out of every pore of his body.

Why does it smell like i’m in a Bank
Oh, thats Theodor

Theodor by Frogmama010101 November 21, 2021

Theodor 

Theodor loves fucking goblins

i saw a Theodor yesterday i hated it

Theodor by Coffeeboi April 5, 2022

Theodor 

If you're lucky enough, he might tell you some of your relatives (most likely your father) had ended their life.

"oh hi Theodor!"
"Your dad died."

Theodor by Princbosne123 October 12, 2022

Theodor 

That one kid who believes in communism, loves people like Putin or Marx, and bases his whole personality around it

Theodor: I love Putin
Someone else: Shut up
Theodor: I love Stalin

Theodor by PeterGriffin29 March 13, 2023

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

Theodor Geisel by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008