by gods tool April 11, 2005

the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group
Most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of Dream Theater is compared to average popular rock crap.
by Tarheel82 September 04, 2004

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation
These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
by dildo777 May 01, 2022

by caleb shootin June 05, 2018

Theater Jocks happen to be exceptional people. They are a bit vexatious especially due to the fact that a common attribute that they share is breaking into song or ripping off lines from movies, usually not the good ones. Theater Jocks claim they are creative, however, three facts that invalidate this allegation are as follows
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.
The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.
This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.
The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.
This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
Wow! how "creative" Theater Jocks are, they ripped-off the term "Technology Jock"
Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.
Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.
by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 03, 2017

by buggum September 18, 2005

The most energetic, annoying, and loud person. If you don’t know theater seems like a innocent thing but really it’s a cult. If you are a regular kid run to the exit as soon as you see a theater kid. Trust me it’s for the best. If theater kids don’t get a good part they will go into “tantrum mode”.
by That_Theater_Kid May 29, 2021
