Theismannized

Double compound fracture of the lower leg; specifically, both the tibia and fibula are broken with bone fragments ripping through the skin.

Poor Alex Smith - he got Theismannized.

by Pauli9363 December 7, 2018

Theyism

When someone nonbinary decides that it is a they, but they are actually an it, because grammatically speaking they are incorrect.

Hey guys and gals, please refer to me as "They".... Im nonbinary and stuff.

Um... Dude, you sound like a fucking dumbass.. you aren't an entire group of people. Just call yourself an it and get over yourself.. nobody has time for Theyism up in this bitch. Idiot.

by Torso Tom January 23, 2024

Maddie Theismeyer

A very hot female who is an awesome friend

"Dude, do you know Maddie Theismeyer?" "Yeah man she's a beast!"

by Nemo18 October 21, 2011

upward theism

Life only evolves better. There is no hell.

Upward theism is full of life.

by Upward theism April 24, 2019

Semi-theism

A belief where someone believes that there is no God but there is a supernatural force. They believe that there is something after death but no God guiding it, either reincarnation or afterlife. The difference between Semi-theism and Agnosticism is that Semi-theism is an actual Conclusion, while Agnosticism is a Doubt of belief

If you're considering yourself as a Atheist while practicing Witchcraft, Believing in Astrology or a Pagan atheist then you're not an Atheist, your beliefs is Semi-theism

by Eimainihil February 21, 2023

Hard Problem of Theism

The Problem of Divine Hiddenness: If a perfectly loving, omnipotent God exists who desires a relationship with all people, why is God's existence not universally obvious and undeniable? The ambiguity of the world, the prevalence of non-belief among sincere seekers, and the reliance on faith (which implies a lack of direct knowledge) seem inconsistent with a loving deity's goals. A hidden God might be plausible for a deistic watchmaker, but for a personal, intervening God of love, the hiddenness is paradoxical. It suggests either God is not all-powerful (can't reveal clearly), not all-loving (doesn't want to), or we are misunderstanding the divine nature entirely.

Example: A child dies praying for a miracle that never comes. A theologian says, "God's ways are mysterious." The grieving parent asks, "Why make the way of basic recognition so mysterious first?" If a human parent hid from their lost, crying child to "test their love," we'd call it cruelty. The hard problem: Theistic explanations for hiddenness (e.g., to preserve free will, to build character) seem grossly disproportionate to the resulting oceans of suffering, doubt, and misdirected worship. A God who could end all sincere existential confusion with a wink chooses instead a world where most of humanity worships conflicting, man-made images of Him. Hard Problem of Theism.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026