wipe the sidewalls

The action of cleaning the inside of ones ass cheeks after experiencing anal seepage.

Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.

Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.

by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021

Wipe out the red from my ledger

It's a book-keeping term. Black ink means profit and red ink means debt.

As in reference to "The Avengers" when Black Widow said: "I want to wipe out the red from my ledger"

She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her

by Andyakat May 26, 2013

The Jersey Wet Wipe

On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.

The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.

by KorinaRina April 17, 2019

the Recycler's Wipe

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.

Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.

by Haywood J. January 24, 2010

wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009