The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
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When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
Get the The Snapping Turtle mug.A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.
Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.
by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021
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