The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!

by Rugger69 May 25, 2012

biting the tongue from the fox's mouth

Adj.

A phrase to describe an act of unashamed dedication to a particular cause, no matter how dire it may be.

Luke: Woah, he's really not holding back from unblocking that toilet

Emmeline: Yeah, he's totally biting the tongue from the fox's mouth.

by Emmeline&Luke November 14, 2012

The Tony

The Tony is a move, in competitive cycling, when well executed, results in incredibly erratic course being taken. This results in a greater than average chance of being struck by an automobile, chance of an errant bird strike, and worst yet, a near guarantee of losing every sprint one engages in.

"I had that sprint in the bag man, but the idiot in front of me pulled "The Tony" and the next thing I knew we were all laying in the fucking ditch."

by biggigia November 15, 2009

the tony danza

when a man is engaging in sexual and/or anal intercourse (with a woman preferably) one must strike the recipient with an open or closed fist with much force and simultaneously yell "Who's the Boss?" To which the recipient will no doubt answer "You are!" And one loudly replies "No, Bitch, Tony Danza's the Boss!" (Optional: a second strike may or may not accompany this correction)

I introduced Alyssa Milano to THE Tony Danza last night and put her into a coma.

by Tony Danza March 28, 2004

The Tony Romo

Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

by j4s0nn January 21, 2007

the Tony look

The look of eternal youth. Someone or something remaining young and with the same look in eternity.

- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.

by thekillers2 January 11, 2010

On the tongs

To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.

We have been on the tongs for a couple of days now and were still not burnt

by Carmen Sider April 4, 2019