Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...
by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025
Get the TEMUmug. by Rottedbrain December 3, 2024
Get the Temumug. A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.
by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025
Get the Temu Hot Pocketmug. temu-esque refers to clothing marketed as high-quality but turns out to be made from cheap, flimsy material — often associated with sites like Temu, known for selling low-cost, mass-produced clothing from China.
Person A: do you like the hoodie you ordered?
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected
by jamlovesyou January 10, 2025
Get the temu-esquemug. When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
Get the Temu Syndromemug. A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)
Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT
Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
by Averagepreaditorfanpetergrifin June 11, 2024
Get the Temumug. person 1: I finna go on temu
person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常,绝对不是骗局
person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH
person 2: 请帮帮我,我厌倦了在工厂工作,我在中国重庆
person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀
person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常,绝对不是骗局
person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH
person 2: 请帮帮我,我厌倦了在工厂工作,我在中国重庆
person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀
by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025
Get the temumug.