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temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,
I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor
by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024
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Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.
"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".
by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025
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temu-esque

temu-esque refers to clothing marketed as high-quality but turns out to be made from cheap, flimsy material — often associated with sites like Temu, known for selling low-cost, mass-produced clothing from China.
Person A: do you like the hoodie you ordered?
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected
by jamlovesyou January 10, 2025
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Temu Syndrome

When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.

TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
"Bitch you have TEMU syndrome or something"
"NO I DONT LET ME GO ON TEMU LET ME"
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
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temu ahh

"bro what is this temu ahh music"
"tf is this temu ahh game"
"ur temu ahh dog tried to bite me bruh"
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Temu Bassa

Very attractive, charming, handsome, sweet and kind person. Usually the name, Temu Bassa is used as to mention a person with nice personality in Ethiopia. People with the name Temu Bassa are ambitious, loyal, practical and disciplined person. They are believed to be a secretly lovers and responsible person. They are pretty laid-back person. It doesn't matter if they’re dating someone equally as chill or someone more high-maintenance — they adapt to any personality. This makes them one of the most relatable and lovable person.
Who said love is blind? Do you think Temu Bassa is blind?
by Real life story November 23, 2021
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temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.
“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”
by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025
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