TEMU

Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...

I went on TEMU today to buy a nice pink dress...it ended up in my mail and it was purple.

by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025

Temu

Cheap junky Chinese online store with sad ads

I just scammed temu and got refunded for all the cheap junk they sold me

by Rottedbrain December 3, 2024

Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025

temu-esque

temu-esque refers to clothing marketed as high-quality but turns out to be made from cheap, flimsy material — often associated with sites like Temu, known for selling low-cost, mass-produced clothing from China.

Person A: do you like the hoodie you ordered?
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected

by jamlovesyou January 10, 2025

Temu Syndrome

When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.

TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.

"Bitch you have TEMU syndrome or something"
"NO I DONT LET ME GO ON TEMU LET ME"

by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023

Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)

Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…

by Averagepreaditorfanpetergrifin June 11, 2024

temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds

person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常，绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我，我厌倦了在工厂工作，我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀

by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025