Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'

"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

by geotongdru August 29, 2023

spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom August 1, 2008

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

off da spindle

of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description

That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!

by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003

spindling

A verb, it means the act of painting or staining spindles.

I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...

I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!

by Obtuse Engle November 30, 2018

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025

spindling

When working with duct, pundling is a term that refers to accidentally pulling off a single thread of the tape, making it almost string like. Almost always unintentional.

"Shit, I have been spindling this roll of duct tape the entire day!"

by RedMarker February 24, 2009