The Matrix

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix really is. You have to see it for yourself.

Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix really is. You have to see it for yourself."

Neo: "Woah!"

by Shay42 February 12, 2005

The Matrix

The Matrix is real. In the movies, The Matrix was symbolized as a computer simulation that is hooked into our brains with wires and computer code. The real Matrix consists of the program that we follow every day when we live our lives. The real Matrix is created throuth the media, and through our programmed interactions with our jobs and with each other. To break free of the real Matrix, one must operate not on logic, but on will. Do what you will, because the only things that stand in your way are only in your way because you believe they are. Do, believe, and feel as you want to. NOT as you are told.

Neo broke free from the rules of the matrix.

by El Caro March 11, 2004

Matrixism

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

by CaTina November 19, 2007

In the Matrix

In reference to being beyond backed-out, in which a person is so drunk, their body may be walking around but their mind is somewhere else aka in the matrix

Yea John is in the Matrix, he just downed 12 shots of Jameson!

by PatrickBateman87 June 23, 2010

The Matrix

A sequence of moves executed to dodge something with exagerrated body movements.

I had three dodgeballs flying towards me at the same time. I did The Matrix on the first two, but got hit in the nuts by the third

by Warren November 14, 2003

The Matrix

Hit movie of 1999 about a computer hacker who learns that the world as he, and everyone else knows it is accually a computer simulation connecting all human minds together. Your accual body is in a closed in water bag cacoon type thing, being used for energy by machines. The hacker is pulled out of 'The Matrix' then goes back in for different purposes...all the time trying to reilize that it is not real and that he is destined to save all of the people hooked into it from the machines.

All you have to do is reilize that it's not real, it is in your imagination, your mind is capable of doing anything.

by Roger_Alvey_ July 4, 2005

The Matrix

As soon as a man begins sexual intercourse, he immediately dials a random number in his phonebook. When they pick up the phone, the man says "I'm in" and hangs up. He has now entered The Matrix.

- Dude, I entered The Matrix last night!

- I know, I was your operator.

by Know_Your_Milk July 15, 2010