Loading

When a person is taking its time by thinking and creating a lie or a escenario right on the spot. This is a reference to video games and their loading screens.

Person 1: Ay man, did you talk to Jess about the job? I've been waiting for months for this chance.
Person 2: Umm, well, umm... *thinking of a lie*

Person 1: Bro, are you loading or something? Did you tell her or not?
Person 2: No, no, but yeah, but I'm like... *keeps loading the lie*

by Mumble Rap Chaperone February 28, 2022

load

1) amount of jizz in an ejaculation

2) 4 Codeine 4's & 2 Doredin's: used as a substitute for heroine when junkies can't score

I blew my load in that girl last night, really hope she doesn't get knocked up

yo, my dope connection dried up so all I have tonight is a load

by TCMG March 06, 2013

The Load

Awesome place to be during hard times.

Although at first the load might sound sick it is actually quite delightful.

by Load Lover August 24, 2009

load

The amount of semen expelled during one male ejaculation.

So I was having sex with Cassie the other day, she said she wouldn't mind if I blew my load on her face, so I did, and goddamn, I think it was the biggest load I ever dropped! She looked so beautiful with all that hot goo all over her pretty face! I can't wait to do it again!

by the birds and trees February 18, 2007

loading

pronounced: lo-ding

1. the single most excruciating word to the ears of computer owners
2. filling with some kind of cargo
3. receiving components of something desired

1. computer: "Whatever crap you want is still loading." me: "GAH!!"
2. We loaded that medium with some sort of cargo.
3. The 4-kb text file took longer than 10 seconds to load.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 23, 2009

loading

Process of a website appearing as visible on a computer screen.

Wait while the website is loading.

by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008

load

A portion of man juice.

He blew his load right into my face.

by blastmat January 28, 2003