First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
by trentsteel December 6, 2017
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Get the Cast of the jersey shore mug.Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
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It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004
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