the yappening

The catastrophic event that happens 7 days a week where an annoying panzee named Austin yaps until everyone’s ears start bleeding.

Can you put tape over that stupid panzees mouth. I fucking hate Austin, the yappening has turned my life to hell

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023

The Fappening

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

by anonymous December 29, 2023

The Hammening

This day happened on 8/7/2024

"Do you remember when "The Hammening" happened on that fateful night"

by Lavender fields August 7, 2024

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010