off the grid

a) physically supplying your own electricity through a generator or whatever, without relying on the companies

b) on the down low

c) in secret

if it's sold off the grid, especially definitions b) and c), the product is more likely than not (99.5 % to 0.5 % in favor of) to be illegal .

by Sexydimma March 3, 2016

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

off the grid

Subscribing to AT&T wireless service in New York City or San Francisco.

Just got my new iPhone and AT&T service... I've decided to go off the grid.

by Long-suffering AT&T subscriber July 20, 2010

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2010

Off the grid

The point in alcohol consumption where the imbiber goes from a little tipsy to full-on inebriated. Usually happens quickly if drinking on an empty stomach or from mixing many types of alcohol at one sitting.

Shelia was fine after splitting that bottle of wine at dinner, but she went off the grid soon after chugging Jane's orphaned vodka drinks.

by about100percent October 12, 2012

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018