the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The Last Day of School

The best frikkin day of the entire school year; it symbolizes 3 months of freedom from idiot classmates, homework, and crackmonkey security guards.

Everybody can enjoy the last day of school, from little preschoolers to collegs students.

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.

Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020

The First Day of School

right back at you with some more of that east-side shit.

eat my balls, please.

by Far King Hell August 30, 2003

The day when you shouldn't study

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day

-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021